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Kerry wins Gonzo Endorsement [Oct. 21st, 2004|10:46 pm]
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BULLETIN: KERRY WINS GONZO ENDORSMENT; DR. THOMPSON JOINS DEMOCRAT IN CALLING BUSH "THE SYPHILLIS PRESIDENT"

"Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis," the famed author said yesterday at a hastily called press conference near his home in Woody Creek, Colorado. "Only a fool or a sucker would vote for a dangerous loser like Bush," Dr. Thompson warned. "He hates everything we stand for, and he knows we will vote against him in November."

Thompson, long known for the eerie accuracy of his political instincts, went on to denounce Ralph Nader as "a worthless Judas Goat with no moral compass."

"I endorsed John Kerry a long time ago," he said, "and I will do everything in my power, short of roaming the streets with a meat hammer, to help him be the next President of the United States."
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[User Picture]From: lordsauron
2004-10-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
Crimeny...It's that stuff that really turns me away from politics. I don't care if you have differing view points. Hell I love a good debate...just the mud-slinging? Pass.
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[User Picture]From: thatdamnninja
2004-10-22 10:08 pm (UTC)

Haha.. awesome. I love that man. I will cry when he gets assassinated for being sassy.
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